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After less than two years in existence, The Vin Diesel School of Acting is closing its doors for good today, due to poor attendance.

Although Diesel’s class was advertised as a “workshop that helps you delve deeply into one-dimensional characters” and “refine your voice-deepening technique,” students weren’t impressed.

“I asked for a refund,” former student Lucy O’Connor told us. “Ever since I studied with Vin, casting directors have called my auditions ‘robotic’ and ‘ape-like’.”

“I don’t get it,” remarked Diesel. “If I’m such a bad actor, why was I nominated for a Teen Choice Award for 2 Fast 2 Furious?”

Bert and Ernie, the Sesame Street roommates who vehemently denied being gay last week, are said to be embarrassed after a sex tape of the pair surfaced this morning.

Ernie claims it was ripped from a laptop that he’d reported stolen six months ago, and is threatening to sue Vivid Entertainment for releasing the steamy 42-minute video.

“Bert and I made a movie, yes,” admitted the chubby orange puppet. “But it was meant for our eyes only.”

OMGG spoke with Bert and Ernie’s lawyer, Muppeteer Caroline Chalmers, who told us a cease and desist letter has been fired off to several websites, demanding they immediately take down all clips of the raunchy sex-fest.

Vivid head honcho Steve Hirsch told us he received a letter this morning and plans to forward it to his attorney.

Actor Brendan Frasier says that although he’s sad his career is on the decline, he’s excited that he won’t have to watch himself in any movies this year.

“I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is, but for some reason I find myself extremely irritating,” admitted the actor.

A recent OMGG poll reveals the public couldn’t agree more with the Mummy star. In fact, 91% of respondents indicated they find Brendan’s acting “bothersome.”

Film critic Wolfgang Delgado did his best to defend Frasier this morning when he tweeted: ‘Brendan might not be a gifted performer, but I know him very well and he’s certainly tall.’

He may be healthier physically, but Jonah Hill’s career is rumored to be on life support now that the actor has lost 60 pounds.

“My agent told me the phone has stopped ringing,” admitted Hill. “Isn’t Hollywood supposed to be all about sex appeal?”

In a recent interview, director Judd Apatow said he had zero interest in working with “that stick figure Jonah” anymore, and an OMGG.com poll revealed that 84% of people find the actor less funny now that he isn’t fat.

“Personally, I think it was really selfish of him to try and get healthy,” remarked Morgan Myrmo, a former fan who thought Jonah was hilarious in Superbad. “The public should boycott his films until he’s morbidly obese again.”

Keith Richards’ bio says he’s an only child. OMdoubleG doesn’t believe it!