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Word from the future is that Demi Moore ended up staying with Ashton Kutcher, despite the actor’s habitual infidelity.

Pablo Hicks, OMGG.com’s time-traveling intern, snapped this red carpet photo from the premiere of Kutcher’s film, Reign Storm, due in theaters on November 14, 2033.

The 13th season of Dancing with the Stars has been full of surprises, including two shocking eliminations and Nancy’s nauseating nip slip.

But the biggest story has to be the slimming down of Chaz Bono, aka “the tranny with a heart of gold.”

Yesterday afternoon, the DWTS heartthrob showed off that sexy new bod while frolicking around Venice with dance partner Lacey Schwimmer and a mystery lady friend.

“I used to hate going to the beach, but I was turning a lot of heads yesterday,” said the only child of Sonny and Cher. “I feel like a whole new man…for the second time!”

In what Hollywood insiders are calling a “baffling move,” MGM announced plans to re-release the 1995 flop Showgirls in 3D.

After 3D versions of The Nightmare Before Christmas and more recently The Lion King proved successful at the box office, investors lined up to pump $13 million into the new-and-improved Showgirls.

The original film lost over $8 million and was panned by critics, but that hasn’t scared away financiers.

“There’s no gamble as far as I’m concerned,” said Showgirls 3D producer Kami Havluciyan. “If The Lion King can make $80 million, imagine what’ll happen when you replace Simba with Elizabeth Berkley’s 3D tits.”

Stacy Keibler is said to be mortified after finding a list detailing George Clooney’s past (and potentially future) girlfriends at his Italian villa in Lake Como.

“I was snooping through the bedside table while George was in the bathroom,” admitted flavor-of-the-week Keibler. “I found the list inside an envelope marked ‘PRIVATE’.”

The comprehensive index of mates includes names, reason the relationship wouldn’t work long-term, and the years he dated/plans to date them.

OMGG.com has obtained the shocking list, enjoy!:

George Clooney's Little Black Book

After reading that Holly Madison took out a $1 million policy on her breasts with Lloyd’s of London insurance company, Heidi Montag decided she, too, needed to protect herself.

“Without my boobs I’m nothing,” explained Heidi, who is under the impression she’s something with the aforementioned breasts.

Unfortunately, the former Hills star is low on dough — The Huffington Post is reporting that she and husband Spencer Pratt are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt — so sadly, Montag was only able to insure the boobs for about $25 each.

“We’re absolutely thrilled to have Heidi’s tits as a client,” said sleazy salesman Thomas Hess of SmallState Insurance in Hawthorne, California. “They’re in good hands, with SmallState.”