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Last week, Sara Leal admitted to Us Weekly that she and Ashton Kutcher had unprotected sex on the night of September 24th.

Today, in an exclusive interview with OMGG.com, the Hot Tub Ho made another startling admission — she’s pregnant!

The mistress’ attorney, Alex Peais, says his client is preemptively seeking $2 million dollars from Kutcher to ensure “a comfortable lifestyle for the child, allowing he or she to be raised and provided for properly.”

“Last night I could actually feel the baby kicking,” said the 23-year old. “I may be wrong, though, I was really wasted.”

Christopher Howard Chaney, the man arrested for hacking into the phones of some of Hollywood’s biggest stars, admitted this morning that he was responsible for OMGG.com being down the past few days.

Chaney, who found and released nude photos of Scarlett Johansson and Vanessa Hudgens through his illegal activity, says taking down OMGG.com for 48 hours is ultimately what he’ll be remembered for.

“It’s my magnum opus,” Chaney told CNN.com. “It makes all the prison sex I’m about to endure worthwhile.”

Netflix announced plans today to irritate the few remaining subscribers of their once-popular DVD-by-mail service.

“Effective immediately, we will be reverting to VHS tapes,” said CEO Reed Hastings, who cited his “love of nostalgia” as the reason for the bizarre move.

The company’s stock dropped 11% within minutes of the announcement; Since mid-July, it has fallen over 60%.

The VHS debacle is just the latest in a series of perplexing moves made by the company recently. In July, Netflix raised monthly prices by 60% for some customers, without any improvement in the service. In September, the company announced it was spitting its movie-by-mail and streaming services into two entities, Qwikster and Netflix, meaning separate bills for each customer.

“Assuming they still make VCRs, my latest idea will turn this company around,” CEO Hastings told OMGG.com. “The only downside for subscribers is the $20/month surcharge to offset increased shipping costs.”

The year was 1999, and a young thespian by the name of James Van Der Beek was on top of the world. He had the title role in the popular tv series Dawson’s Creek, his teen football comedy Varsity Blues was the #1 movie in America and he was selected one of People magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People in the World.”

So what happened to “The Beek”?

“My fall from grace was blindingly fast,” Van Der Beek told OMGG.com. “It began in 2003 when Dawson’s Creek ended and I became addicted to aspirin.”

From there, his career spiraled. In 2006, he starred in the direct-to-DVD thriller The Plague. The following year, he had a small part in the off-Broadway play Rain Dance. By 2009, he was completely out of showbusiness, working as a receptionist at a Ford dealership.

“My fans have deserted me, but I’m mounting a comeback,” said the former star. “I recently started teaching improv in Cottonwood Falls, Kansas and I haven’t touched a Tylenol in nearly five years.”

Christina Aguilera can belt out a tune, but it looked like her belt was giving out over the weekend at the Michael Jackson tribute concert. See if you can spot the difference in the above photos!