Lindsay Lohan showed up early for her court-ordered community service at the morgue today. And now the bad news…
At around 9am, Assistant Chief Coroner John P. McIntyre caught the troubled actress chilling olives and bloody mary mix on a tray in the cooler meant for dead bodies.
“It was an honest mistake,” McIntyre told OMGG.com. “Miss Lohan explained she was under the impression it was a bar fridge.”
October 20, 2011
It’s been over two weeks since the world mourned the loss of business magnate and tech visionary Steve Jobs, but T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes is still finding it hard to cope. She’s reportedly been showing up late to personal appearances, often arriving drunk and confrontational.
“We were kindred spirits,” explained the spokeswoman. “Even though I’ve never met Steve, he was my mentor, my best friend.”
T-Mobile VP of Marketing Rachael Langa told OMGG.com that she doesn’t want to sound insensitive, but the company will be forced to replace Foulkes if her attitude doesn’t improve.
“She can eat a d#ck,” snapped Foulkes, when told of Langa’s comment. “Cellphone pioneers like Steve and I share a bond she’ll never understand. Give me time to grieve.”
October 20, 2011
By Sebastian Updyke
OMGG.com Film/TV Critic
October 20, 2011
Does the changing weather have you down? Well I have just “the thing” to lift your spirits! Run, don’t walk to see the rib-tickling sequel to the 1982 John Carpenter-directed comedic masterpiece The Thing!
For starters, I will say I’m a bit surprised that no studio execs caught the glaring typo in the 2011 film’s title. Um, hellllo…you forgot the ‘Part 2′!
Aside from the naming mishap (someone lost their over that one!), the film is flawless. It centers around goofball scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson, an outcast from the Bronx who moves to Antarctica in search of a wife. When he encounters a female alien named Xeonis (played brilliantly by Golden Globe-nominated actress Maggie Gyllenhaal), it’s love at first sight. But despite their obvious chemistry, Xeonis eventually realizes her relationship with Dr. Halvorson would never work after discovering his dark secret – *SPOILER ALERT* – he’s Jewish!
The Bottom Line: This laugh-a-minute film noir is an early Oscar favorite. Rated R for strong language, drug use and graphic alien nudity.
Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars
October 19, 2011
Millions of BlackBerry users were unplugged from their mail and instant messaging services over the past few weeks with no word from the company about what caused the outtage.
But during a recent interview with Research in Motion CEO Pip Russell, OMGG.com made a startling discovery.
“We’ve seen a 1200% increase in celebrity sexting, and our servers can’t handle all the additional bandwidth,” Russell told our tech team. “Miley Cyrus alone has used over 18GB since mid-September.”
RIM is offering customers $100 worth of free apps to say sorry for the service shutdown, but can’t promise it won’t happen again.
“The sustained popularity of sexting has taken everyone at our company by surprise,” confessed RIM’s CEO. “We were certain that once Brett Favre stopped sending photos of his dick all over town it would finally take the burden off our servers.”
October 19, 2011
ABC News reported yesterday that a well-known actress is suing the Internet movie database (IMDb) and its parent company Amazon.com for revealing her real age to the public. The identity of the aging thespian hadn’t been revealed — until now.
It appears that Selena Gomez, the Disney star and singer, was actually born in 1963.
OMGG caught up with Gomez’s boyfriend Justin Bieber to see how he’s reacting to the news.
“I’m not surprised, she’s always seemed super-mature to me,” confessed the 17-year old pop star. “It’s kind of cool…I guess we’re the new Ashton and Demi!”
October 21, 2011
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