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Will Eddie Murphy host the Oscars this year? Fat chance!

The one-time brilliant stand-up comedian quit the hosting gig after the Academy refused to let him emcee as Rasputia, a fat suit-wearing character from his 2007 box office flop Norbit.

While many argue that fat suits are dumbed-down, gimmicky humor, one man is siding with Murphy.

“I never understood Eddie’s appeal during the Beverly Hills Cop days,” admitted writer/director Tyler Perry. “But ever since he played that Klump character, I’ve been his biggest fan.”

Tragedy struck just days after Michelle Duggar told People magazine she was pregnant with her 20th child.

The 19 Kids and Counting star’s uterus spontaneously combusted while visiting her Ob/gyn last night.

Duggar’s doc was still in shock this morning.

“I’ve been delivering babies for 33 years, and I’ve never seen anything like it,” obstetrician Keller Wortham told OMGG.com. “It literally just exploded.”

It’s been reported that several provocative parts were cut from the latest Twilight film in order to avoid an R-rating.

OMGG.com released a photo from one of those Breaking Dawn sex scenes last week, and we just got our hands on this shocking second image.

Rumors are swirling that Kate Middleton is pregnant, which got us thinking. What would the spawn of Prince William look like?

OMGG.com’s genetics team got together with NASA imaging experts to create a lifelike depiction of the little royal bundle of joy, and…

Yikes, that’s one monstrous monarch!

Despite only being jailed for five hours, Lindsay Lohan proved she was “top dog” at the LA County jail yesterday.

The actress allegedly fashioned a shiv out of a toothbrush, and used the makeshift weapon to take out former prison kingpin Betty “Big Bitch” Berner during an outdoor smoke break.

“She let it be known real quick that no one could f*ck with her,” said Lilo’s cellmate, Suze Rodriguez. “You gotta respect ‘Freckles’ in here or she’s gonna make you pay.”

Lohan was thrown in solitary confinement for the stabbing, but was released after just 30 minutes due to overcrowding.