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As Star magazine reported earlier this week, the Kardashians are in hot water for using child labor to create their K-Dash clothing line.

“I don’t think it’s such a big deal,” said the troll-like Khloe in an exclusive OMGG.com interview. “I mean, they’re missing school…but we’re uneducated, and look how successful we are!”

Some members of the Kardashian clan even think they’re owed a debt of gratitude for the labor law violations.

“We’re ensuring that Asia’s jobless rate stays low during a recession,” Kim said recently. “Sewing our sh#tty clothing is keeping a lot of 10-year old Chinese girls employed. You’re welcome, world.”

The Kardashians recently mailed out their highly-anticipated 2011 Christmas card, featuring the entire family, sans Bruce Jenner’s kids.

“It’s nothing personal,” Jenner told OMGG.com. “They just aren’t good-looking or famous enough.”

Despite being part of the original family portrait shot in October, Kim’s husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, was photoshopped out of the final product.

“It’s strictly a Kardashian card, so we try to keep it exclusive and sexy,” explained Kim. “If it were up to me, Khloe wouldn’t have made the cut, either.”

Heather Mills has a new man in her life…and he’s Italian!

The renowned animal rights activist has been spotted at London hotspot Hix with Tommaso, a 4-year-old stray kitty who recently inherited a $13 million fortune from the wealthy widow of a real estate tycoon.

Mills, who has allegedly blown through the $50 million divorce settlement she received from Paul McCartney, says she dreams of marrying Tommaso one day — despite being allergic to cats.

“Look, the fact that Heather is out gold digging again shouldn’t surprise anyone,” CNN’s Piers Morgan told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I’m more shocked by the fact that her new boyfriend is black.”

Christian Bale was savagely beaten by a group of Chinese boys this week while attempting to visit blind activist Chen Guangcheng in a small village located an hour outside Beijing.

OMGG.com obtained this exclusive image of the Dark Knight star attempting to defend himself.

“I just wanted to say hi to Chen, when these mini-ninjas appeared out of nowhere,” Bale confirmed. “After I shouted in their direction, they began pummeling me.”

Bale, who was in China filming The Flowers of War, said that while he has no plans to return to the scene of the crime, he can’t promise that Batman won’t be back to settle the score.

The nominees for the 2012 Golden Globes have been announced, and here is a list of who’ll be competing for Best Actor, Drama:

George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling…and Michael Fassbender?

“Even I don’t know who the f*ck I am,” confessed an out-of-his league Fassbender. “My first Golden Globe nomination and I’m up against the most talented, handsome leading men in Hollywood. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathtub with my toaster.”

Fassbender is nominated for the French film Shame, which is eerily appropriate. He told OMGG.com that he feels embarrassed and unworthy to have his name thrown in the mix with four acting legends.