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Everyone is talking about how great Snooki looks these days…but is her crazy diet affecting her health?

The Jersey Shore star, who has lost 32 pounds since mid-December, collapsed on a sidewalk in Seaside Heights this morning due to malnourishment.

“She has been subsisting on nothing but dust and lettuce all month,” said Dr. Kent Bird. “I know it isn’t a healthy way to live, but to be honest she looks fantastic.”

OMGG.com has learned that after being admitted to Morristown Memorial Hospital, Snooki refused to be hooked up to an IV because it was “too fattening.”

Kate Middleton may be in need of some royal rehab.

The Duchess of Cambridge, who turned 30 on Tuesday, decided to really let her hair down at a private celebration inside Buckingham Palace yesterday.

OMGG.com has learned that Middleton got a bit unruly, at one point calling a cocktail server “bitch tits” after learning the bar had run out of Patron Silver.

“No one had a problem with the excessive drinking at first,” said Susan Hussey, Baroness of North Bradley. “But things got really uncomfortable when Kate began doing body shots off Prince Harry’s chest.”

The people of New York think they smell a rat.

Photos of a giant rodent found inside a Bronx Foot Locker store have been spreading across the web all week.

Company reps assured OMGG.com investigators that their shoe stores are safe, and insist the whole thing is just a big misunderstanding.

“I can understand how people would mistakenly believe they spotted a sewer rat in one of our stores,” said Martha Podesta, Foot Locker’s VP of Marketing. “But if you look really closely, you’ll notice it’s actually just (NYC Mayor) Michael Bloomberg out shopping.”

It stinks to be inked, when you’re Mark Wahlberg.

The 40-year old actor is having his tattoos lasered off, and says he plans to make his children watch the entire removal.

“It’s pretty twisted, considering all the tats feature our kids’ names,” said Rhea Durham, Wahlberg’s wife. “They think it’s a sign that daddy doesn’t love them anymore.”

So what’s the lesson he’s trying to teach?

“Look, I’m still a big fan of body art,” Marky Mark told OMGG.com. “I just like messing with my kids’ heads even more.”

Cane it be true?

Brad Pitt, the once-nimble Fight Club actor, now needs a walking stick just to make it down the red carpet!

Co-star Jonah Hill told OMGG.com it was sad to watch Pitt on the set of Moneyball, where the 48-year old star acted like someone twice his age.

“He made the entire cast and crew take their dinner break with him at 4:30pm, when none of us were hungry yet,” confessed Hill. “He’s actually the reason I lost so much weight.”