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Following the success of The Social Network, Director Adam Cozad was certain he’d have a hit on his hands with Online Friends, a film about Myspace’s inception. Unfortunately, much like the site itself, no one gave a sh#t about the movie.

While Facebook’s value has been assessed at close to $100 billion since filing an initial public offering last week, industry insiders estimated rival Myspace’s worth to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $75 – $80.

Myspace founder Tom Anderson, who filed for bankruptcy just four months after Facebook became popular in 2007, reached out to OMGG.com for his first interview in over a year.

“I’ll be back on top soon, I once had over 200 million default friends,” reminisced Anderson, from his modest two-bedroom home in Amberg, Wisconsin. “Oh, and one more thing…Zuckerberg can suck it!”

Donald Trump knew just who to thank for Mitt Romney’s mammoth victory in the Nevada caucuses over the weekend. Himself.

“I knew the moment I endorsed Mitt, he’d be a winner from that point forward,” said the real estate tycoon. “As everyone knows, I’m the greatest endorser in the world.”

The duo celebrated Romney’s landslide victory at Scores strip club, where they drank $2000 bottles of Cristal champagne, or as they called it, “stimulated the economy.”

Newt Gingrich told OMGG.com that he thinks Trump made the wrong call endorsing his rival.

“Newt is a loser,” The Donald fired back. “And if he ever disagrees with me again, he’ll be taken out of consideration for Celebrity Apprentice next season.”

Harry was hammered at Hogwarts!

Daniel Radcliffe recently admitted he was drunk while filming a portion of the Harry Potter film series.

The 22-year old told OMGG.com he knew it was time to finally sober up when he started believing that Michael Gambon, the actor who played Dumbledore, was a real wizard.

“For a year or two, Daniel was spiraling out of control,” said co-star Rupert Grint. “While filming Goblet of Fire, he once got wasted and offered me twenty dollars to ‘tuggle (his) muggle’.”
 

Menlo Park, California is about to be chock-full of really rich dorks.

Now that Facebook has filed for an initial public offering, the small town that houses the social networking service is bracing itself for an influx of wealthy weirdos.

With Facebook expected to be valued at $100 billion, software developer Ike Stranathan, who owns just under .003% of the company, stands to make almost $30 million.

“I plan on spending the bulk of my earnings on a gold-plated Segway and some rare Star Wars memorabilia,” admitted the computer geek. “But if I have money left over, I’m finally going to see what it’s like to touch a real, live woman.”

This morning, Pennsylvania’s Punxsutawney Phil was removed from his lair at 7:20am and “predicted” six more weeks of winter.

After vomiting for upwards of two minutes, the oversized rodent scurried back into his tree stump for a nap.

At noon, Phil re-emerged holding a bottle of Advil and a scroll, which he gave to his tuxedo-clad handler, Benjamin Downs.

“Hear ye, hear ye. Phil has an announcement to make,” said Mr. Downs, who then read the note aloud to those still in attendance. “The next time someone wakes me up so early, I’m going to claw the sh#t out of their face.”