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Sofia Vergara’s diet secret has finally been revealed, thanks to the Colombian beauty’s real-life son.

According to Manny Manolo, the Modern Family actress got those famous, sexy curves by subsisting on a steady diet of nothing but sweets.

Some of the 39-year old’s co-stars have been so impressed with the results that they, too, are following a strict dessert-only regimen.

“I can’t believe I wasted my time eating f#cking vegetables for 60 years,” said Vergara’s on-screen husband, Ed O’Neill. “After just a month of eating nothing but cake, I already feel curvier!”

Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey woman who was given the moniker “Tanning Mom” for reasons unknown, told reporters last week that she’d be willing to pose for Playboy if asked.

Editor-in-Chief Hugh Hefner didn’t respond immediately, allegedly because he was too busy throwing up at the thought of that overly-bronzed hag in the buff.

But after seeing how much attention the story brought the struggling company, the 86-year old reached out to Krentcil this morning.

“Our ‘Hot Housewives’ magazines are some of our hottest-selling publications to date,” explained Hefner. “I’ve decided to roll the dice and greenlight a ‘Lovely & Leathery’ issue.”

Perhaps we should start calling them John Doughs.

The three masseurs accusing John Travolta of sexual assault have dropped their lawsuits against the star after mysteriously coming into mass amounts of cash.

OMGG.com caught up with Travolta, who said it feels great to be vindicated.

“I had a feeling those guys would come to their senses eventually,” remarked the ecstatic actor. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a truck stop restroom to celebrate.”

HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones was put on hiatus midway through the second season, after every major character died during Sunday night’s episode.

Producers met in West Los Angeles this morning to discuss what to do with the cast-less series they’ve spent over $100 million on to build up a loyal following.

The show, based upon George R. R. Martin’s cycle of novels about seven noble families fighting for control of a mythical land, had been staying fairly true to the books until recently.

“It creates a buzz every time a character is killed, so I guess we got a little carried away,” admitted Thrones scribe Jane Espenson. “Unfortunately, all we’ve got left to work with now are a few baby dragons and a cloud of Melisandre’s murderous, black vagina smoke.”

Amanda Bynes may finally be ready to surrender her driver’s license.

The actress, who was arrested for driving under the influence in April after drunkenly sideswiping a police car, has proven completely incompetent behind the wheel.

Just days after the 26-year old’s Mercedes SUV was deemed inoperable after another hit-and-run in Hollywood, she drove her Nissan Sentra rental into a boat docked at Fisherman’s Village in Marina del Rey this morning.

“They insisted on testing me for another DUI, which was really embarrassing,” Bynes told OMGG.com. “Because it happened in the water, the breathalyzer had to be administered by the U.S. Coast Guard.”