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When OMGG.com learned that Ashton Kutcher was cast to play Steve Jobs in an upcoming movie, we assumed we were being Punk’d.

But after seeing a photo from the indie film about the Apple founder’s early life, we think the 34-year old may have been cast perfectly!

While most men find Tonia Sotiropoulou sexy, Daniel Craig says his character didn’t find the new Bond girl “even remotely attractive” in the soon-to-be released Skyfall.

“We were tired of making Bond such a womanizer,” explained the English actor. “There’s still plenty of sex in the upcoming film, but most of it is man-on-man.”

Many fans felt duped after reports surfaced claiming the new swimsuit ad featuring all three Kardashian sisters was airbrushed.

“Kourtney was four months pregnant at the time, there’s no way she looked that thin,” said reality show addict Phoebe Jenkins. “And no one is buying Kim’s human-sized ass, either.”

OMGG.com investigators were able to locate the original picture, and agreed that it’s clearly been altered…although not in the way most people thought.

“Several inches were removed from a midsection, but it wasn’t Kourtney’s or Kim’s,” remarked Photoshop professional John Isbell. “Only Khloe’s body was changed, a likely attempt to make her appear less ‘rhino-ish’.”

After learning that Magic Johnson purchased his former baseball team, Los Angeles Dodgers great Mike Piazza decided to return the favor.

“I’m pleased to announce that I bought the Los Angeles Lakers earlier today,” announced the legendary catcher via twitter.

News of the transaction came as a surprise to many, including longtime owner Jerry Buss, who told OMGG.com that Piazza is a “certified nutjob” and the Lakers have never been for sale.

“This morning, Mike did offer to buy the team for ten thousand dollars cash and an autographed bat,” said the 78-year old businessman. “Moments after I rejected him, he fired off a rambling email letting me know that he traded Kobe (Bryant).”

Geraldo Rivera sparked outrage last week when he made controversial comments implying Trayvon Martin’s attire was responsible for the young Floridian’s shooting death.

OMGG.com caught up with the journalist outside his Brooklyn home, where he told us a new Fox News poll supports his claim.

“According to figures, hooded sweatshirts are to blame for 63% of violent crimes in North America,” said the 68-year old douchebag. “Forty-nine rapes have been tied to the dangerous garment in 2011 alone.”

Rivera would like to see hoodies banned in the US, much the way burqas were recently outlawed in France.

“We have lost too many great leaders thanks to this savage attire,” the mustached reporter told us. “I believe JFK and Martin Luther King, Jr. might be around today if it weren’t for their love of sweatshirts.”