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Patricia Krentcil, who rose to fame after allegedly placing her 5-year old daughter in a tanning bed, has left New Jersey for greener bronzer pastures.

The “tanning mom” moved to Los Angeles last weekend, where she met the man of her dreams…none other than Dancing with the Stars alum George Hamilton.

Krentcil told OMGG.com that for the first time in her life, she feels like she belongs.

“I should’ve moved to LA ages ago,” said the 44-year old. “It’s the only place on earth where I know I’ll never be the fakest person in the room!”

Last week, Yahoo confirmed a shareholder’s allegation that the company’s CEO, Scott Thompson, did not have a computer science degree as he claimed on his resume.

“In hindsight, we should’ve verified some of the stuff Scott told us in his interview,” admitted Jake Perkins, Yahoo’s Head of Human Resources. “I was really impressed when he told me he was the first man on the moon, but it did sound suspicious.”

Thompson, a high school dropout who learned about the CEO job after seeing it posted on Monster.com, doesn’t think he should be fired.

“The company has experienced amazing growth since I took over a few months back,” the 55-year old told OMGG.com. “At least I assume we have — I’m not very good with numbers.”

When a fire destroyed Tyler Perry’s Atlanta film studio last week, every movie critic in America immediately became an arson suspect.

But DNA left at the scene pointed to Eddie Murphy, who finally fessed up to the crime this morning after a brief interrogation.

“He blamed Mr. Perry for popularizing the fat suit,” Fulton County Police Chief Dwight Buffington told OMGG.com. “He hates the fact that all of his movies bomb unless he’s wearing one.”

Murphy is currently being held on $3 million bond.

“He’s been starring in some terrible movies lately, but I’m a fan again,” said moviegoer Steve Detofsky. “Burning down Tyler Perry’s movie studio was the best thing Eddie has done for his career since Beverly Hills Cop.”

Ashton Kutcher came under fire earlier this week for starring in a commercial as an Indian man in brownface, complete with accent and silk saree.

The popchips ad campaign was halted after civil rights advocates called it tacky and racist.

Unfortunately, neither Kutcher nor the snack food company learned their lesson.

Last night, the brand unveiled an advertisement featuring the actor dressed as a stereotypical Mexican, promoting new taco-flavored popchips. It was removed from the airwaves within an hour.

“We’re 0-for-2, but I’m positive fans are going to like my next character,” a confident Kutcher told OMGG.com. “I’ll be dressed as an Asian woman who can’t drive well because she’s eating popchips behind the wheel.”

Mitt Romney’s openly gay foreign policy spokesman, Richard Grenell, was fired for being in bed with the enemy. Literally.

Romney was said to be furious upon catching his trusted advisor making love to former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum in his Marriott suite Monday morning.

Grenell, who had been hired to help Romney with both foreign affairs and his outdated wardrobe, says he and Santorum fell in love at a GOP mixer back in February.

“Pundits say Rick is too conservative, but he certainly isn’t in the sack,” Grenell told OMGG.com. “He often jokes that the only thing he wants to see aborted is my underwear.”