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Despite claims by her ex-husband that Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was masterminded by Kris Jenner, the family is denying the allegations.

“I would’ve negotiated a far more lucrative deal if that were true,” the Kardashian matriarch told OMGG.com. “Kim’s decision to be a whore was hers, and hers alone.”

But with Kim Kardashian: Superstar still piquing the public’s interest five years after its release, Jenner admits she directed a sequel.

“It’s called Khloe Kardashian: Supersize,” the 56-year old told us. “I’m excited to announce that Vivid Video recently offered me $1 million cash…to destroy it.”

Supermodel Marisa Miller admits she’s concerned about the effect pregnancy will have on her svelte figure.

“Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dreamt of being called a MILF since I was a little girl,” said the 33-year old. “But if I keep packing on pounds at this rate, I’ll be a Size 2 by the final trimester.”

The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl, known for her long blonde hair and stick-like physique, fears weight gain from her wild food cravings will make her the laughingstock of the modeling community.

“Even my husband can’t believe how much I’ve been eating,” Miller told OMGG.com. “You should’ve seen his face after I mowed down two full stalks of celery for dinner last night!”

Hilary Duff now claims she was joking…about not smoking.

The actress had vehemently denied allegations that she’d picked up the nasty habit, but after a photo of her holding a cancer stick became national news, Big Tobacco came calling.

The 24-year old has been very popular with young people since starring in the hit Disney show Lizzie McGuire.

“We saw this as a golden opportunity to get America’s children smoking again,” said Philip Morris executive James Blacktooth. “Duff is younger, and some would even argue sexier, than Joe Camel.”

Ashton Kutcher is suing the California Department of Motor Vehicles, claiming they backed out of a deal to participate in his new reality tv series.

“The show would’ve featured lazy employees, people standing in line and teenagers studying for driver’s license exams,” the bearded 34-year old told OMGG.com. “It had the potential to be far more entertaining than Two and a Half Men!”

Sadly, the action-packed series will never see the light of day.

“The lawsuit is kind of ironic if you think about it,” said California resident Daniel Violante. “The only thing I dread more than going to the DMV is being dragged to one of Ashton Kutcher’s films by my wife.”

Hilary Duff is said to be worried her sterling reputation is ruined after photographers caught her outside a bar with a cigarette in her hand on Tuesday.

The 24-year old insists she was just holding the cancer stick for a friend.

OMGG.com was skeptical at first, but after a little investigating we realized there’s no doubt the actress was being truthful.

“Hilary insists on holding everything for the people she loves, from purses to toilet paper,” said Maile Akina, Duff’s best friend. “In fact, few people realize the baby she just had wasn’t even hers…she was only ‘carrying it’ for a friend.”