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ESPN the Magazine recently released their fourth annual Body Issue, and unfortunately some of the world’s greatest athletes were missing from this year’s publication.

Detroit Tigers slugger Prince Fielder was especially disappointed to learn he didn’t make the cut.

As a consolation prize, we invited the Home Run Derby champion to pose nude for this year’s OMGG.com Body Issue, and let’s just say he hit it out of the park.

“Prince is already being called the male Kate Upton,” said famed photographer Ryan Patterson. “In all my years, I’ve never seen a man with such a curvy figure.”

Penelope Scotland Disick is only a couple days old, but she’s already smarter than her aunt.

“I don’t get it,” Kim Kardashian told OMGG.com. “The kid can’t even speak, yet she’s already beaten me in both chess and Scrabble.”

The family has been so impressed with young Penelope’s brain that they had her IQ tested this morning.

“We were certain she was some sort of genius or child prodigy,” Kourtney told us. “Unfortunately, the results proved her intelligence to be quite average for someone born 48 hours ago.”

Democratic leaders have pounced on Mitt Romney for being the first presidential candidate in history with a Swiss bank account.

Many have called the 65-year old’s decision to keep his money overseas “un-American,” but Romney says it’s actually President Obama whose loyalty lies with Switzerland.

“Barack once told CNN that his favorite sandwich was ‘Turkey and Swiss‘,” the former Massachusetts governor told OMGG.com. “I wouldn’t be surprised if that traitor wore a Swatch in the 80s.”

The Republican wants to make it clear that he doesn’t keeps millions hidden in a tax-haven nation to avoid paying his fair share to Uncle Sam.

“I paid hundreds of dollars in taxes last year alone,” Romney points out. “In fact, the only reason I keep most of my cash in a Swiss bank account is because the ATM fees are lower.”

Gie-Ming and Shirley Lin expected more from their son.

“We didn’t send Jeremy to Harvard so he could spend his life playing games,” the point guard’s mother told OMGG.com. “We were hoping he’d be a lawyer, like his brother.”

While Asian parents are notoriously hard to please, Lin assumed his family would be proud after learning about the $28.8 million contract the Houston Rockets offered him.

“When I signed the offer sheet I called my dad, but he refused to talk,” the 23-year old told us. “He said not to call back until I was the league MVP.”

Chris Rock came under fire for wishing Americans a ‘Happy White Peoples Independence Day‘ via twitter on the Fourth of July.

While President Barack Obama called the comment “offensive” and “over the top,” his political rival actually thanked the comedian for the reminder.

Mitt Romney, who had been busy campaigning in upstate New York that morning, immediately jumped in his private jet and headed to the Hamptons.

“If I didn’t follow Chris Rock’s twitter feed so closely, I would’ve missed my favorite holiday,” the 65-year old Republican told OMGG.com. “Ann and I had a lovely brunch at Woodfield Country Club before joining the Winklevoss twins for some tennis.”