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It’s no secret that Spain is embarrassed by their hideous red and yellow Olympic uniforms this year.

“I’m plan on hiding my face during Friday’s Opening Ceremony,” said hurdler Miguel Santos. “Our outfits look like a spandex version of a mid-80s McDonald’s uniform.”

OMGG.com has learned that the ugly threads were actually inspired by a superhero.

“We haven’t won a racing medal in ages, so they tried to dress us like The Flash,” explained Santos. “We’re going to be the only athletes not getting laid in the Olympic Village this year.”

Fred Willard says his lewd conduct arrest was all just a big misunderstanding.

“Paul Reubens turns 60 next month, and I couldn’t figure out what to get the man that has everything,” explained the comedic actor. “Fondling my nutsack in a porno theater seemed like the perfect way to say I care.”

Reubens appreciated Willard’s gesture.

“I didn’t think any of my celebrity pals would be brave enough to pay tribute to me once the Internet came along,” the man better known as Pee-wee Herman told OMGG.com. “It feels good to finally be recognized as a pioneer in public masturbation.”

KFC? More like GAY-F-C!

After Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy publicly admitted he was opposed to gay marriage, its finger-lickin’ good competitor decided to let their rainbow flag fly.

KFC spokesman Aaron French told OMGG.com that not only does the fast food chain support same sex marriage, they’ve been breeding homosexual chickens since the 1970s.

“We’ve noticed that cooping the males together keeps them relaxed and quiet,” French said. “It’s like Colonel Sanders used to say, ‘More f#cking means less clucking’.”

Last week, needles were found in several Delta Airlines sandwiches, injuring one passenger.

“Our customers need to start eating around the sharp objects instead of complaining,” said flight attendant Keri Kullman. “That needle was probably the healthiest part of that sandwich.”

An FBI investigation is underway, and OMGG.com reached out to Special Agent Joseph Boukadakis for comment.

“The whole thing is just so shocking,” Boukadakis told us. “We had no idea that some airlines still serve food!”

The Huffington Post is reporting that London has ordered 100,000 condoms for athletes to use at the Olympic Village this summer.

That might not be enough.

In the 2012 ESPN the Magazine Body Issue, sports stars shared details of the scandalous behavior that goes on inside the athletes’ living quarters.

“Four years ago in Beijing, I got so hammered I fisted a giant panda,” bragged snaggletoothed swimmer Michael Phelps. “I’m going to get so much play this summer I’ll probably wrap a gold medal around my penis.”