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Less than 24 hours after his birth, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle was involved in his first bar fight.

The scuffle occurred at The Parker House, a Jersey Shore tavern frequented by the boy’s mother, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.

“He didn’t like the way another patron’s newborn was looking at him,” said eyewitness Vinny Lambino. “So he crawled over to him and threw a haymaker.”

OMGG.com attempted to reach the infant for comment, but his publicist told us he’d be busy all day napping and tanning.

The Queen of England is said to be furious after a snapshot of the official 2012 Royal Family Portrait leaked to the press this week.

Buckingham Palace typically unveils the painting to the public, however those plans were squelched this year after Prince Harry opted to pose naked.

OMGG.com caught up with the Queen, who told us she doesn’t understand why Harry hates to wear pants so much.

“This is actually the second public relations nightmare our family has had to endure this summer,” Her Majesty told us. “Thank heavens the public showed no interest in that Camilla sex tape.”

Lance Armstrong says that being stripped of his Tour de France titles has him seeing red.

“My impossibly-low body fat percentage is a result of P90X,” explained the 40-year old. “All these false accusations have me experiencing some sort of PED-free roid rage.”

Armstrong told OMGG.com that he plans to channel all his anger into a bodybuilding career.

“The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency can keep my seven cycling titles,” said the banned biker. “I plan on winning at least that many Mr. Universe trophies by the time I’m done.”

It appears that Harry isn’t ashamed of his princely package.

“When those naked Vegas photos came out, it was actually quite liberating,” revealed the 27-year old. “I’ve always been more comfortable in the nude.”

In fact, the royal redhead told OMGG.com that he plans to join a nudist colony later this week.

“The House of Windsor has always been a bit too conservative,” Prince Harry admitted. “Not many people know this, but my brother is so uptight that he’ll only shower in a bathing suit.”

The LeBron X shoe wil hit stores this fall, and analysts are predicting it’ll retail for a little over $300.

“This is great news!” said Bao Chang, one of factory workers who assembles the sneaker. “If they make the Nike corporation a lot of money, I’ll likely receive fewer beatings!”

Chang, who is working hard so that one day she’ll be able to afford gloves for her calloused hands, says there must be high demand for the product because her boss hasn’t allowed her a lunch break in weeks.

“I’d complain, but I just got my salary bumped up to 14 cents an hour,” the 4-year old told OMGG.com. “That might not sound like a lot, but it really adds up when you work 18-hour days like I do.”