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The Wall Street Journal is reporting that due to an accounting error, the ‘Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’ recently gave away all $43 billion of Bill Gates’ vast fortune.

While the generous donation officially put an end to malaria worldwide, OMdoubleG has learned that Gates’ 66,000 square foot home was foreclosed on this morning.

“I’ve been against philanthropy since Day One, but my wife kept nagging me to start that damn charity,” said the former richest man in the world. “But who knows? This could just be the result of bad karma from releasing Windows Vista.”

Despite being named the Denver Broncos’ backup quarterback this week, Tim Tebow isn’t hurting for endorsements. In addition to deals with Nike and EA Sports, this offseason he made his commercial debut as a Jockey underwear spokesman.

The overrated signal caller, known for his weak arm and strong religious beliefs, modeled the man panties in both print and TV advertisements to the delight of Denver fans.

Not everyone was excited to see the ads, including former Bronco John Elway.  “I personally think (cornerback) Champ Bailey has the nicer body,” said the Hall of Fame gunslinger. “I’d much rather see what he’s working with underneath those shoulder pads.”

Despite his critics, Tebow seems excited by the buzz surrounding the risqué underwear campaign.

“I love getting to show off my pecs,” said the former Heisman winner.  “It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted.”

Lady Gaga is a renowned animal lover. Perhaps that’s why she dresses like one?

While taping his first episode of Two and a Half Men on Saturday, OMGG insiders tell us Ashton Kutcher’s rider (aka ‘celebrity diva demands’) included just two things:

1) Vegetarian food for lunch
2) Jon Cryer’s removal from the show ASAP

Production Assistant Karin Constantin was said to be devastated upon learning of Kutcher’s list. “I hope that this doesn’t mean we all have to eat vegetarian,” she sobbed.

As for the request to replace the rosy-cheeked Cryer?

“Charlie (Sheen) made similar demands, but I don’t get it,” remarked Executive Producer Chuck Lorre. “Am I the only one who finds the charm in Jon’s ability to take poorly-written jokes and make them even less funny?”

According to the latest Nielsen ratings, Americans have lost all interest in educational television now that Shark Week is over.

“If I ain’t seein’ folks eaten by them big fish, I’m back to watching NASCAR,” explained toothless yokel Ryan Zboril. “If I wanted to learn, I’d read me a book.”

The Discovery Channel has seen a 94% drop in ratings since Shark Week ended last weekend, and competitors are having a hard time ignoring those numbers.

National Geographic Channel CEO Martin Newman held a press conference this morning to announce Shark Year will be coming soon to his useless network.