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Celebrity Apprentice returns to the airwaves February 12, but the first few episodes are already on tape, and we have all the juicy details.

In the first episode, Trump attempts to fire Lou Ferrigno, but – SPOILER ALERT – gets rid of Clay Aiken instead after the bodybuilder and former Hulk star threatens to tear apart his office.

The 12th season also features the first celebrity romance in show history, when American Chopper’s Paul Teutul, Sr. and magician Penn Jillette find themselves alone in an ice cream truck outside Central Park.

“It’s still the highest-rated, most amazing show in tv history,” Donald Trump told OMGG.com, despite having absolutely no proof to substantiate his latest ridiculous claims.

On Tuesday’s edition of the Christian Broadcasting Network’s 700 Club, Pat Robertson said God gave him the name of the next United States President.

“I’d like to be the first to congratulate our future commander-in-chief, Michele Bachmann,” the conservative leader proudly revealed.

Sadly, Bachmann dropped out of the race for the GOP nomination on Wednesday after a poor showing at the Iowa caucus.

“Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure he said Romney. Or maybe it was Gingrich,” Robertson explained to OMGG.com. “To be honest, the Lord is a bit of a mumbler.”

Rosie O’Donnell was recently denied entry to Diddy’s annual New Year’s Eve White Party, but the rapper claims it was all a big misunderstanding.

“My security team said there was a big, angry bear scaring all the pretty girls in line,” explained Diddy. “We had her shot with a tranquilizer dart and dragged into the parking lot.”

Sources say O’Donnell’s beautiful fiancée, Michelle Rounds, was granted admission to the party and had a wonderful time.

“I spent the whole evening eating tacos and getting drunk alone on a nearby park bench,” the former View host told OMGG.com. “So basically, it ended up being the greatest night of my life.”

Despite their volatile relationship history, Justin Timberlake proposed to off-and-on girlfriend Jessica Biel on New Year’s Eve.

“Society says that I’m the proper age to get married,” explained the SexyBack singer. “I mean, I’m 30…I ain’t getting any younger!”

One of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors, JT said that while he still enjoys sleeping around with beautiful models, his parents assure him that settling down is the right thing to do.

“Besides, Jessica promised me that all the fighting that led to our multiple breakups will stop now that she has a ring on her finger,” he told OMGG.com.

A new, secret National Hockey League report revealed that the only profitable teams over the last few years were located in Canada.

Hockey, nearly impossible to watch unless you’re looking to nap or live somewhere boring like Winnipeg, may be headed for bankruptcy unless more teams move north of the border.

All-time great Wayne Gretzky urged American fans to pack arenas in 2012, saying it may be the only way to save the silly, useless sport.

“Hold on a minute, so he’s saying professional hockey is still around?” asked stunned sports fan Damon Paine.  “I was told they shut down the NHL in the late-90s!”