Tim Tebow has publicly stated that he wants to be the New York Jets’ starting quarterback in 2012. Unfortunately, that job currently belongs to another man.
“I sure wouldn’t want to be Mark Sanchez right now,” admitted head coach Rex Ryan. “That son of a bitch will probably get struck by lightning any minute now.”
Tebow, a pious southpaw universally considered the holiest man in sports, said he’ll be forced to ask for God’s help if Satan Sanchez doesn’t step aside.
“I’m praying Mark does the right thing,” Tebow told OMGG.com. “But if he insists on being damned to hell for all eternity, that’s on him.”
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