Spanish Olympian Unhappy With Unflattering Uniforms

It’s no secret that Spain is embarrassed by their hideous red and yellow Olympic uniforms this year.

“I’m plan on hiding my face during Friday’s Opening Ceremony,” said hurdler Miguel Santos. “Our outfits look like a spandex version of a mid-80s McDonald’s uniform.”

OMGG.com has learned that the ugly threads were actually inspired by a superhero.

“We haven’t won a racing medal in ages, so they tried to dress us like The Flash,” explained Santos. “We’re going to be the only athletes not getting laid in the Olympic Village this year.”