EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Lance Armstrong Discontinues Steroid Use

After being stripped of his seven Tour de France titles, shamed cyclist Lance Armstrong decided it was finally time for him to halt his steroid use.

“I really wish he’d start taking them again,” admitted the former cyclist’s 23-year old girlfriend, Nancy Harris. “He’s turned into a total blob almost overnight.”

OMGG.com has learned that the constant juicing had been keeping Armstrong’s hypothyroidism in check for the past 30 years.

“Very few people realize that I was morbidly obese before I discovered a syringe full of testosterone on the playground in the 3rd grade,” the 41-year old told us. “Back in those days, I wouldn’t have been able to get a Livestrong bracelet around my fingers.”