Denver Broncos Sign Manning, Trade Tebow Back to God

After signing one of the greatest quarterbacks of all-time, the Denver Broncos sent arguably the most-religious of all-time packing.

“I’m proud to announce that we have sent Tim Tebow back to God, where he belongs,” said John Elway, the Broncos’ Executive VP of Operations. “In exchange, we’ll receive three bibles and a sixth round draft pick.”

Peyton Manning told OMGG.com he had to think long and hard about replacing the overly pious gunslinger.

“I was really nervous about taking Tim’s job,” admitted the former Indianapolis Colts leader. “I mean, I know I’m a better quarterback, but this likely means I’ll be condemned to hell for all eternity.”