Charlie Sheen Spotted at the Olympics

Michael Phelps isn’t the only American winning in London this summer.

Charlie Sheen allegedly put his show Anger Management on hiatus this week after reading the OMGG.com article about all the gratuitous sex taking place in the Olympic Village.

But according to reports, Sheen plans to leave London with more than just Lolo Jones’ virginity.

“I’d like to assure all the doubters that I’m here to compete,” said the 46-year old actor. “In fact, I’ll be shocked if I don’t bring home this year’s gold medal in Synchronized F#cking!”