Rush Limbaugh Blames Obama for Heat Wave

According to Rush Limbaugh, there is no such thing as Global Warming.

“Those hippie Democrats want you to believe the burning of fossil fuels has something to do with this heat,” said the bloated radio talk show host. “Any thinking man will tell you the earth is getting hot because Obama is in charge.”

Despite record temperatures across the US, the sweaty political commentator insists that only a fool would believe science is a factor.

“God is going to keep cranking up the heat unless we get a Republican in office,” Limbaugh told OMGG.com. “By the way, did anyone else notice that it’s gotten even hotter since Anderson Cooper announced he was gay?”