Rick Santorum Loses Iowa Caucus After His Family Accidentally Votes for Romney

Rick Santorum can’t catch a break.

The GOP candidate, who lost the 2012 Iowa Caucus by just eight votes last night, learned this morning that his wife and four other members of his family had voted for front-runner Mitt Romney.

The Des Moines results are often an indicator of who’ll succeed in the New Hampshire caucuses, and ultimately, who’ll secure the Republican nomination.

“Obviously, I’d love to see my brother in the White House,” David Santorum told OMGG.com. “But I have to admit, an itsy bitsy part of me believes I subconsciously voted for Romney because Rick is such a vile piece of sh#t.”