Mitt Romney’s Gay Spokesman Fired for Affair With Rick Santorum

Mitt Romney’s openly gay foreign policy spokesman, Richard Grenell, was fired for being in bed with the enemy. Literally.

Romney was said to be furious upon catching his trusted advisor making love to former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum in his Marriott suite Monday morning.

Grenell, who had been hired to help Romney with both foreign affairs and his outdated wardrobe, says he and Santorum fell in love at a GOP mixer back in February.

“Pundits say Rick is too conservative, but he certainly isn’t in the sack,” Grenell told OMGG.com. “He often jokes that the only thing he wants to see aborted is my underwear.”