OMGG

Lyndie Benson-Gorelick filed for legal separation last week after realizing she accidentally married Kenny G.

The world’s lamest jazz musician is said to be broken hearted, recognizing the likelihood of any other woman finding him palatable is slim-to-none.

Benson-Gorelick admits that she was once blinded by Kenny’s fame and bank account, but now grasps just how douchey he is.

“I was basically married to a poor-man’s Michael Bolton,” she told OMGG.com. “I literally used to gag at the thought of running my fingers through his perm.”

Dude looks like a Brady.

After Steven Tyler butchered the National Anthem before yesterday’s AFC Championship game, a patriotic Tom Brady went ballistic.

“He went straight for the man’s jugular,” said Pats coach Bill Belichick. “I was afraid he was going to kill him.”

Ray Lewis nearly stepped in to save the Aerosmith singer, but opted not to.

“I restrained myself after taking a closer look,” said the Baltimore Ravens linebacker . “From a distance, it looked like Tom was choking a helpless, old homeless woman.”

Mark Wahlberg is an award-winning actor, producer and musician. But there’s one thing he isn’t — a hero.

OMGG.com obtained this exclusive photo of the 40-year old star, taken on September 11, 2001.

Despite recent claims that he would’ve saved the twin towers had he been an airline passenger on 9/11, Marky Mark actually spent the whole day cowering under his bed.

“Before you question my courageousness, you need all the facts,” Wahlberg snapped. “I was under there looking for terrorists.”