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Dancing with the Stars casting director Daniel Violante regretfully announced today that he’d failed to find a single famous person willing to compete in the ballroom this year.

Fans of the show are petitioning ABC to change the name of the reality series after learning this season’s competitors include opera singer Katherine Jenkins, telenovela actor William Levy and a small Filipino boy named Roshon Fegan.

“This year’s crop is even worse than the Celebrity Apprentice rejects we usually get,” host Tom Bergeron told OMGG.com. “There’s no way I can call these losers ‘stars’ while keeping a straight face.”

Season eight alum Melissa Rycroft (we’ll give you a minute to Google her) told us she thought DWTS did the best they could do. “It’s a dancing show for crying out loud, did you really think they’d be able to land someone super-famous like Snooki?”

The most talked about/only interesting thing to happen at the Academy Awards this year — Angelina Jolie’s crazy leg stance.

The actress positioned herself awkwardly both on stage and the red carpet, standing with her bony right thigh protruding from a high slit in her black Versace gown.

Jolie told OMGG.com that she wishes people would stop mocking her, claiming there was a valid reason for the pose.

“I haven’t had a calorie since mid-January so I don’t have much energy,” she confessed. “The only way I can hold myself up these days is by using my right leg as a kickstand.”