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Something beautiful happened this morning in Washington, DC. President Obama and Mitt Romney put partisan politics aside and got married.

“I am still in shock,” Barack’s former wife Michelle told OMGG.com. “I can’t believe Mitt finally changed his closed-minded way of thinking.”

Once Obama’s political rival, Romney saw how much public support the president was receiving since announcing that he supports gay marriage.

“The only chance I have to win in November is to get young voters on my side,” The GOP nominee explained. “And hey, even if I don’t win, being the new First Lady is nothing to sneeze at!”

Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey woman who was given the moniker “Tanning Mom” for reasons unknown, told reporters last week that she’d be willing to pose for Playboy if asked.

Editor-in-Chief Hugh Hefner didn’t respond immediately, allegedly because he was too busy throwing up at the thought of that overly-bronzed hag in the buff.

But after seeing how much attention the story brought the struggling company, the 86-year old reached out to Krentcil this morning.

“Our ‘Hot Housewives’ magazines are some of our hottest-selling publications to date,” explained Hefner. “I’ve decided to roll the dice and greenlight a ‘Lovely & Leathery’ issue.”

HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones was put on hiatus midway through the second season, after every major character died during Sunday night’s episode.

Producers met in West Los Angeles this morning to discuss what to do with the cast-less series they’ve spent over $100 million on to build up a loyal following.

The show, based upon George R. R. Martin’s cycle of novels about seven noble families fighting for control of a mythical land, had been staying fairly true to the books until recently.

“It creates a buzz every time a character is killed, so I guess we got a little carried away,” admitted Thrones scribe Jane Espenson. “Unfortunately, all we’ve got left to work with now are a few baby dragons and a cloud of Melisandre’s murderous, black vagina smoke.”