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OMGG made a hair-raising discovery this morning.

Dr. Phil McGraw will be wearing a hairpiece during his interview with Casey Anthony’s parents, scheduled to air September 12th.

“He figured it’d be the perfect time to unveil his new rug,” said Melissa McPherson, Dr. Phil’s longtime assistant. “The audience will be so distracted by the controversial guests, they may not notice it.”

The mustached talk show host has said he hopes the wig, made primarily from yak hair, will boost his sagging ratings.

“At this point I’ll try anything,” said McGraw. “If more people don’t start watching my show, it’ll end up on the Oprah Winfrey Network…and then no one will see it.”

Due to health problems, Apple, Inc. founder Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO yesterday, sending company stock prices spiraling.

Tim Cook, who famously asked, “Isn’t the iPad just a big iPhone that can’t make calls?” at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, has been named Jobs’ replacement.

Investors are clearly concerned, but the imprudent new CEO insists he isn’t in over his head.

“We have some great new computers hitting the market later this year,” promised Cook. “Even I’m excited, and I’m a PC guy.”

Will Smith told OMGG.com that the rumors of his breakup are completely false. The actor claims he is as depressed and despondent as ever.

“Unfortunately, Jada and I are still together,” insisted the Men in Black star. “We plan to honor our vows and stay in this loveless marriage until our kids go off to college.”