Michael Phelps Has Latest Gold Medal Melted Into Braces

Michael Phelps is obviously a winner, but he’s never been able to flash a winning smile.

The snaggletoothed swimmer decided to change that this morning by having his Olympic-record 19th medal melted down and made into braces.

Orthodontist Larry Parra told OMGG.com he was thrilled with Phelps’ decision to finally do something about those hideous teeth of his.

“It’ll be nice to watch one of his Subway commercials without having to wince every time he opens his mouth,” said Dr. Parra. “The man’s chompers were so crooked the British were starting to claim him.”