Charlie Sheen — Synchronized Swimmer?

When U.S. synchronized swimmer Tessa Boehm tore her Achilles tendon Monday, the team assumed they’d have to withdraw from the London Games.

“We’d been training four years, I hated letting my teammates down,” Boehm said. “Luckily, Charlie Sheen stepped in out of nowhere to save the day.”

Despite having no previous experience in the sport, the 46-year old actor assured the ladies he’d help bring home the gold this year.

“The sport involves spinning broads around and spreading their legs,” Sheen told OMGG.com. “The only way we can possibly lose is if Ashton Kutcher is on the German squad.”