Jon Cryer Fired From ‘Two and a Half Men’?

Charlie Sheen has already been replaced on Two and a Half Men, and now producers are in talks to get rid of his painfully unfunny sidekick.

Most would agree that Jon Cryer adds little to the show, but few realize he takes home $550,000 per episode — just over half a million dollars too much, according to studio execs.

Show creator Chuck Lorre told OMGG, “As much as I couldn’t stand Charlie, at least I didn’t want to vomit whenever he delivered a punchline.”

Lorre added, “Aside from Ashton Kutcher, the only cast member who job safe at this point is that little fat kid’s.”