SEXCLUSIVE: Was Johnny Depp Molested?

In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Johnny Depp compared being photographed to getting raped. Facing criticism from fans, the actor tearfully clarified his statement to OMGG.com.

“In the late 70s I was sexually assaulted by a Kodak Instamatic,” weeped Depp, who offered no further explanation. “It was nearly as painful as that incident at Cannes.”

Depp is of course alluding to the time he spent in a Southern France hospital after sitting on a Canon ELPH while sunbathing nude at Plage de la Batterie.

“I spent nearly four hours having that bugger removed from my rectum,” the Pirates of the Caribbean star said at the time. “It’s the reason I cringe every time I see paparazzi coming towards me.”