Fans Urge Kristen Stewart to Get Her Eyes Checked

Kristen Stewart’s fans are concerned about the actress’ ocular health.

“The only excuse for cheating on Robert (Pattinson) is if Justin Bieber is into you,” explained 14-year old Kendell Lowy. “The guy she kissed is like 30, which is so gross.”

The Twilight star admitted she had no idea what Rupert Sanders looked like because she’s too vain for glasses and too scared to undergo LASIK surgery.

“I’ve been hooking up with 5s and 6s my whole life,” Stewart told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I only banged that married dude because he told me he was Johnny Depp.”