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Jonathon Niese nose how to make an entrance.

The New York Mets pitcher, fresh from cosmetic rhinoplasty, was dominant in his spring training debut against the Philadelphia Phillies yesterday.

“The surgery has made it easier to see home plate,” Niese explained. “And as an added bonus, I’m definitely getting more attention in the clubhouse shower.”

The lefty told OMGG.com he opted for the nose job on the advice of former teammate Carlos Beltran.

“Thanks to me, he instantly went from a ’6′ to an ’8′,” Beltran said. “Now if only he’d see my Botox guy to do something about those forehead lines.”

The Lin-sanity continues!

Moments ago, the New York Knicks announced they’re sending point guard Jeremy Lin to Miami in exchange for LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.

“Personally, I’m shocked the league allowed this one-sided trade,” basketball historian Samuel Monreal told OMGG.com. “I mean, what the hell has Chris Bosh ever done in the NBA?”

Linning is the new Tebowing.

With Jeremy Lin taking the NBA by storm, many in the sports world have forgotten about last year’s feel-good story, Tim Tebow.

“If I had a message for Jeremy, it’d be, ‘I wouldn’t get used to the spotlight, you’re expendable’,” the NFL quarterback told OMGG.com. “Fans will turn on you as soon as you start sucking like they did me.”

Lo and behold, when Denver Broncos General Manager Brian Xanders heard there was a religious, popular new athlete on the scene, he immediately signed him to a one-year contract.

“He doesn’t have any football experience, but he’ll sell a lot of jerseys,” said Xanders. “And let’s be honest, he gives us just as good a chance to win football games as Tim.”

It looks like Jeremy Lin isn’t the only athlete scoring in The Big Apple.

OMGG.com photographers snapped this photo of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl Kate Upton leaving Mark Sanchez’s hotel room this morning.

Rumors had been circulating for weeks that Upton and the Jets signal caller were an item, but there wasn’t any hard evidence until now.

“It’s every girl’s dream to date a star NFL quarterback,” confessed the New York-based Victoria’s Secret model. “But since Eli Manning isn’t available, I guess I’ll just have to settle for Mark.”

Lin-credible news out of New York!

Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, who has taken the NBA by storm after leading his team to six straight victories, finally came clean today…he’s Michael Jordan.

Sporting a Mission Impossible-style mask last night, the faux-Asian led his team to a thrilling, last-second victory over the Toronto Raptors. Lin/Jordan hit the game-winning shot with less than a second left on the clock, sending the crowd into a frenzy.

“I’ll always be remembered as the greatest player of all time, but that isn’t enough,” Jordan explained to OMGG.com. “I also want to be known as the second greatest.”