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Despite getting beaten handily in the Florida primary by rival GOP candidate Mitt Romney, a bitter Newt Gingrich is demanding a recount.

“There’s no way all those old broads didn’t vote for me,” said the delusional politician. “There must’ve been a hanging chad or something.”

Polls show that Florida women voted decidedly against the former Speaker of the House, and OMGG.com investigators discovered it wasn’t his repeated infidelity that made him so unpopular in the Sunshine State.

“I could care less how many wives he’s cheated on,” explained 82-year old Florida resident Sheila Goldstein. “He just ain’t sexy like that Romney fella.”

When it comes to picking a candidate to square off against Barack Obama in this year’s presidential election, Republicans have a tough decision to make.

Rich Mormon or fat philanderer?

Last week, Marianne Gingrich revealed that she, too, was forced to make a tough choice back in 1999. Get divorced, or allow her husband to continue to make love to his much-younger mistress.

The leading GOP candidate’s ex-wife told The Washington Post that ten years later, she regrets the decision she made that day.

“It’s like Newt used to say, family values are only for poor people and gays,” she told OMGG.com. “How could I realistically expect someone that beautiful to be monogamous?”

On Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is known for dating big, arrogant douchebags. Today the 24-year old announced that in the 2012 presidential election, she’ll endorse one.

“Snooki is the biggest, most amazing tv star in the world. Her support has completely reinvigorated my campaign,” said Donald Trump, who has hinted at running as an independent.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino told OMGG.com he isn’t registered to vote, but if he were, he’d also support The Donald.

“The people of New Jersey can really relate to him,” explained Sorrentino. “He’s loud, obnoxious and has really big hair.”

Newt Gingrich can add his foot to the long list of things he’s put in his mouth lately.

The Republican presidential candidate angered the NAACP when he called for an end to several government programs, including food stamps.

“Food is our world’s most valuable resource,” Gingrich told OMGG.com. “Why on earth would I want to share that with poor people?”

This isn’t the first time the former Speaker of the House’s love of eating has sparked controversy.

Last Wednesday, the bloated politician announced plans to fire Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and replace her with a blueberry pie if he’s elected president.

On Tuesday’s edition of the Christian Broadcasting Network’s 700 Club, Pat Robertson said God gave him the name of the next United States President.

“I’d like to be the first to congratulate our future commander-in-chief, Michele Bachmann,” the conservative leader proudly revealed.

Sadly, Bachmann dropped out of the race for the GOP nomination on Wednesday after a poor showing at the Iowa caucus.

“Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure he said Romney. Or maybe it was Gingrich,” Robertson explained to OMGG.com. “To be honest, the Lord is a bit of a mumbler.”