Michael Phelps is obviously a winner, but he’s never been able to flash a winning smile.
The snaggletoothed swimmer decided to change that this morning by having his Olympic-record 19th medal melted down and made into braces.
Orthodontist Larry Parra told OMGG.com he was thrilled with Phelps’ decision to finally do something about those hideous teeth of his.
“It’ll be nice to watch one of his Subway commercials without having to wince every time he opens his mouth,” said Dr. Parra. “The man’s chompers were so crooked the British were starting to claim him.”
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Has Ryan Lochte finally found the love of his life…in the Olympic pool?
OMGG.com’s team of underwater paparazzi captured some serious sexual tension between the Golden God and Aussie hottie Blair Evans, despite rumors that both have significant others waiting for them back home.
Sadly, we’re being told that the swimming swingers have caused a serious rift on the U.S. Men’s team, but it has nothing to do with the alleged infidelity.
“I wish I could just sit here and be content with my 19 medals,” a jealous Michael Phelps told us. “But seeing those two together make me realize that all I’ve ever wanted to drape around my neck was Ryan.”
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Olympian Ye Shiwen has been caught red big handed.
After the swimmer shaved five seconds off her personal best time and broke two World Records this week, experts were baffled when the teen sensation tested steroid-free.
This morning, however, a team of investigators discovered that the 16-year old’s hands have been genetically enlarged — a clear violation of Olympic rules.
“IOC officials thought something looked fishy when all the gold medalists lined up for their Wheaties box photos,” said Olympic spokeswoman Jackie Doty. “U.S. gymnastics star Jordyn Wieber is actually just 4″ taller than Shiwen’s thumb.”
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August 2, 2012
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