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Ted Nugent has gone from Damn Yankee to damned detainee.

The has-been rocker, who famously stated at an NRA convention that if President Obama is re-elected he’ll “either be dead or in jail,” was shipped off to Guantanamo Bay this morning.

The mentally unstable guitarist, who has blasted the president’s administration as “vile,” “evil” and “America-hating,” says he’s actually looking forward to serving his time.

“If Obama thinks I’m afraid of a little prison, he’s crazy,” the 63-year old conservative told OMGG.com. “As long as there ain’t no foreigners in there, ‘The Nuge’ is gonna be just fine.”

Sir Paul McCartney is having a hard time grasping the value of a dollar.

The former Beatle reportedly only charged one pound ($1.57) for his Olympic Opening Ceremony performance Friday night, not smart for a man who lost much of his net worth recently in an expensive divorce.

Today, the 70-year old musician took a step in the right direction by firing his financial advisor, Nicolas Cage.

“I used to believe that all you need is love,” McCartney explained to OMGG.com. “But I’m finally starting to realize that a bit of cash doesn’t hurt either.”

After three decades together, British supergroup Chumbawamba has called it quits.

“Putting out a new hit song every 30 years took a lot out of us,” admitted singer Boff Whalley. “We’d like to thank our fans for making Tubthumper one of the bestselling casette tapes of 1997.”

A special committee unanimously voted the band into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this morning, agreeing they couldn’t wait until 2013 for the official list of inductees to be announced.

“We’re happy to be retiring at the height of our popularity,” backup drummer Mike Temblador told OMGG.com. “Not to brag, but on our last US tour we nearly sold out the Tulsa State Fair.”

Until yesterday, Usher was one of America’s most eligible bachelors.

That was before TMZ revealed that the 33-year old performer is married to a 5’2″ delusional woman he doesn’t recall meeting.

Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw recently reminded the singer that they had exchanged vows after a wild night out in Vegas.

“I blacked out that evening after too many Appletinis at Tao,” Usher told OMGG.com. “That’s the last time I put Justin (Bieber) in charge of ordering the drinks.”

Where in the world is Justin Bieber? And more importantly, does he even know?

While a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman last week, the stolid singer stunned the studio audience when he made reference to the “Sixteenth Chapel.”

OMGG.com caught up with Selena Gomez recently, who told us she wasn’t surprised by her pop star boyfriend’s latest geographical gaffe.

“While traveling abroad last month, he kept insisting that Europe was a country,” the embarrassed 19-year old told us. “When we got to Cannes, he told me he’d like to see more of the ‘French River Area’ one day.”