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McDonald’s announced this week that it will cease using “pink slime” in its hamburger recipe.

“This is terrible news,” said Mickey-D’s regular Jill Teeples. “That pink goo was my main source of protein.”

An endless supply of the mysterious slime was first discovered in a Manchester, New Jersey landfill in the late-80s. Former McDonald’s CEO Oliver Sehulster noticed a family of possums feasting on it, and before long it became the key ingredient in the Golden Arches’ burgers and chicken nuggets.

“I think we can all agree the pink stuff is delicious,” an FDA spokesperson told OMGG.com. “I just wish someone was able to identify it.”

Now that his model ex-girlfriend has fallen for a bad boy, George Clooney is doing everything in his power to win her back.

Since learning that Elisabetta Canalis is dating Jackass‘ Steve-O, the A-list actor has been performing various dangerous, self-injuring stunts and pranks in an attempt to prove he’s just as reckless as her new man.

As expected, Clooney’s new girlfriend is none too pleased by her man’s displays of affection for Elisabetta.

“I walked in on George tasering his own genitals last night,” Stacy Keibler told OMGG.com. “I wish he’d do romantic stuff like that for me.”

Food Network star Paula Deen has come under fire for continuing to cook unhealthy food on her tv show for three years before revealing she was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.

“Yeah, it’s true I caught the diabetes,” the 64-year-old told OMGG.com in that cute southern accent of hers. “But it ain’t nothing I can’t cure with a few sticks of butter.”

Fellow celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain called Deen “the most dangerous person to America,” accusing her of tricking viewers into believing fatty food won’t lead to obesity-related diseases.

“Mr. Bourdain is right, I feel very deceived,” said Sara Wilson, a former Deen fan. “How the hell was I supposed to know that Paula’s butter, bacon and cheddar biscuits were bad for me?”

Reality star Kristin Cavallari claims she has no idea how her on-again/off-again fiancé Jay Cutler got her pregnant.

The gold-digging blonde, who says her NFL boyfriend began using prophylactics after noticing she replaced her birth control pills with Tic Tacs, insists the pregnancy was unplanned.

So where does the couple, who broke up less than six months ago due to Cutler’s unwillingness to commit, go from here?

“I just want what’s best for the baby,” Cavallari told OMGG.com. “Marrying Jay’s $49.7 million contract…er, I mean Jay…is the right thing to do.”

Yahoo! News recently pointed out that Rainn Wilson, the actor who plays Dwight Schrute on NBC’s The Office, looks a bit like a young Newt Gingrich.

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