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We all knew it was just a matter of time before cash-strapped Lindsay Lohan appeared in Playboy…but no one could’ve predicted this.

The Freaky Friday star was forced to pose for the spread inside the L.A. County Morgue in order to have time to complete her mandatory community service before the November 2nd court date.

“Paris Hilton once told me that to be successful in showbusiness, you have to multi-task,” explained the actress. “There are only so many hours in the day to do community service, pose naked and drink.”

On Monday, Jessica Simpson tweeted a picture of herself from the bathroom inside department store Bergdorf Goodman.

The designer wrote “short girl problems” beneath a TwitPic of her feet dangling from the toilet.

But OMGG.com webcams inside the stall reveal that the singer’s lack of height wasn’t the problem, it was her lack of balance.

“It’s really a mystery how she slipped in,” said sister Ashlee, who helped pry her from the commode. “I mean, have you seen her ass lately?”

According to Tara Reid’s Twitter page, the actress was mobbed by fans this morning while having breakfast at Stouts Diner in Los Angeles.

“Fans are going crazy over me.  I’ve signed like 200 autographs,” she tweeted at 11:16am.

But Casey Bernstein, a waitress at Stout’s, has a different recollection of this morning’s events.

“She’d consumed a lot of Jack Daniels, more than I’d ever seen someone her size drink,” said the server.  “She kept on insisting she was a big Hollywood star, so we let her sign a napkin and hung it by the register.”

Haley Joel Osment is back in the news after being spotted at the premiere of a play in Philadelphia last week.

The Sixth Sense actor told his fans that although his boyish good looks are gone, he is excited to announce he’s currently working on a project with actress Lindsay Lohan.

“It’s only for a week, but it feels nice to be back in showbusiness,” Osment beamed. “She’s doing some court-ordered community service at the morgue where I work.”

Tuesday marked the 15th Anniversary of the film Swingers, and the whole gang got back together to celebrate over beers at the Fremont Hotel & Casino.

Insiders tell OMGG.com that while actors Ron Livingston and Heather Graham looked as amazing as ever, two of the cast members went from “so money” to “so hungry.”

“It’s like going to your high school reunion,” said Vince Vaughn. “Jon (Favreau) and I put on a few pounds in the past decade and a half. What’s the problem?”

Patrick Van Horn, who played Sue in the film, says his co-stars’ weight gain is a bigger deal than Vaughn is letting on. Not only did it put the kibosh on sequel talks — it’s made him realize he can no longer trust his former best friends.

“They left early saying they were running late for a film premiere,” said Van Horn. “Paparazzi spotted them a half hour later at the Bellagio buffet.”