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Rosie O’Donnell was recently denied entry to Diddy’s annual New Year’s Eve White Party, but the rapper claims it was all a big misunderstanding.

“My security team said there was a big, angry bear scaring all the pretty girls in line,” explained Diddy. “We had her shot with a tranquilizer dart and dragged into the parking lot.”

Sources say O’Donnell’s beautiful fiancée, Michelle Rounds, was granted admission to the party and had a wonderful time.

“I spent the whole evening eating tacos and getting drunk alone on a nearby park bench,” the former View host told OMGG.com. “So basically, it ended up being the greatest night of my life.”

Despite their volatile relationship history, Justin Timberlake proposed to off-and-on girlfriend Jessica Biel on New Year’s Eve.

“Society says that I’m the proper age to get married,” explained the SexyBack singer. “I mean, I’m 30…I ain’t getting any younger!”

One of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors, JT said that while he still enjoys sleeping around with beautiful models, his parents assure him that settling down is the right thing to do.

“Besides, Jessica promised me that all the fighting that led to our multiple breakups will stop now that she has a ring on her finger,” he told OMGG.com.

Russell Brand is on the rebound!

After filing for divorce from Katy Perry last week, the Get Him to the Greek actor has been spotted roaming around Hollywood with fellow-Brit Kelly Osbourne.

The pair of former drug addicts certainly have plenty in common.

“He’s annoyingly vocal, so he fits right in with my family,” said a smitten Osbourne. “As an added bonus, our big, misshapen heads really compliment each other.”

It’s clear that Heidi Montag’s exterior has been surgically altered, but what lies beneath that excessively-botoxed skin? OMGG.com has learned that the formerHills star is actually a robot.

Our source confirms that the actress/singer was built by two MIT grads in Google’s Mountain View, California headquarters back in 2004. “Around the office she was known as The Hi-D Prototype.”

We contacted reps at both MTV and Google, but both declined comment.

Spencer Pratt contacted OMGG.com and asked to comment, but we declined.

NBC’s Director of Programming Andrew Fischer admitted Tuesday that he was shocked to learn Last Call with Carson Daly hasn’t been canceled yet.

“I was under the impression that we replaced it years ago with some sort of poker program,” admitted the embarrassed executive.

Last Call has been a ratings disaster since the first episode aired nearly 10 years ago, yet it continues to air five days a week at 1:35am. So what’s the secret to its longevity?

“My show costs nothing to produce, so it’s never in danger of losing money,” explains host Carson Daly. “I haven’t even taken a salary since 2004.”