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Mitt Romney can’t seem to do anything right.

After claiming he was just an “everyday Joe,” the former Governor of Massachusetts attempted to make a $10,000 bet with Rick Perry over healthcare, told NASCAR fans he’s friends with several team owners, and of course, announced he didn’t care about the poor.

But the GOP candidate’s past misspeaks pale in comparison to his latest gaffe.

While campaigning in Alabama last night, the 65-year old was asked who he’d select as his running mate if he was chosen to oppose President Obama in the 2012 general election.

“I haven’t decided, but someone who has really caught my eye lately is a young man by the name of Joseph Kony.”

This morning Romney apologized after learning that Kony, a Ugandan guerrilla group leader and head of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA), is infamous for ordering the abduction of children to become sex slaves and soldiers.

“I was looking for a game changer, but probably should’ve done more research,” admitted Romney. “In my defense, I’ve seen so many KONY 2012 posters and lawn signs, I just assumed people were pulling for the guy.”

OMGG.com thinks Sofia Vergara is muy caliente, so we were excited to hear she was nearly nude in the latest issue of Esquire magazine.

Sadly, we were let down by the G-rated pics inside, so we asked our sexpert fans to come up with something better. Here’s our favorite!

There’s no question that the Lakers have been underperforming all year. If the playoffs started today, Los Angeles would be the fifth seed in the Western Conference, far worse than expectations going into the season.

Feeling they needed to do something drastic for a title shot, general manager Mitch Kupchak began trading his players one-by-one yesterday, including shipping superstar Kobe Bryant to Japan in exchange for Tokyo Tigers journeyman Kaito Takahashi.

“With the success of Jeremy Lin, management thought an all-Asian squad might help get us going,” said head coach Mike Brown. “Am I the only one who finds this whole thing a bit racist?”

The Lakers debuted their new-look team last night with little success, falling 128-11 to the lowly Charlotte Bobcats.

“We definitely need a little time to mesh,” point guard Jackie Chan admitted. “The good news is, I read online today that I already have the top-selling jersey in the NBA!”

Some sad news out of Hollywood this week, as the Olsen twins recently announced they’re retiring from acting.

So what’s next for the sisters, whose memorable performances include being adorable babies on that unfunny Bob Saget show and pretty much nothing else?

The 25-year olds say the world is their oyster.

“We’ve been so busy our whole lives, it’ll be nice to just have some free time,” Mary Kate told OMGG.com. “Ashley and I are really excited to try new things, like skydiving and eating carbs.”

Enrique Iglesias has been dating Anna Kournikova for over a decade, but recently admitted the 30-year old beauty has one glaring flaw that keeps her from being marriage material.

“She’s got a serious case of cankles,” revealed the renowned foot fetishist. “It’s an enormous turn-off.”

Cankles, a pair of legs that have neither a defined end of the calf area nor the beginning of an ankle, aren’t often found in athletes of Kournikova’s stature.

“Luckily, I was able to keep my hideously deformed lower legs a secret long enough for Enrique to fall in love,” the tennis star told OMGG.com. “The whole first year we dated, I wore nothing but long pants and knee socks.”