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As OMGG.com reported earlier, beauty queen Jenna Talackova was disqualified from a pageant recently because of an old, outdated rule stating that all contestants must be penis-free.

The decision has sparked a nationwide debate on gender bias, but Talackova is keeping his/her head up, as seen in this recent photo.

The 23-year old has been gaining support from fans across the internet, with thousands signing a petition seeking to reinstate the transsexual.

“They need to give her back her sash,” wrote Hooters waiter Barney Wompman. “This isn’t the 1800s!”

The University of Kentucky men’s basketball team was getting tired of the lack of competition in the NCAA tournament, so last night they opted to cede from the Southeastern Conference and become the NBA’s 31st team.

In their pro debut, the Wildcats crushed the Toronto Raptors 104-89.

Ernie Johnson had called it “hysterical” when fellow TNT analyst Charles Barkley predicted Kentucky could beat a couple NBA teams last weekend, but no one’s laughing now.

“Before everyone gets too excited, I’d wait to see how we do against the Chicago Bulls tonight,” former freshman/current rookie Anthony Davis told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I’m pretty sure Kentucky’s women’s team could beat the Raptors.”

Rick Santorum has taken his fight with the porn industry to a new level.

“I think we can all agree that sex is disgusting,” said the former Pennsylvania Senator. “If it weren’t for procreation, I’d outlaw intercourse altogether.”

As part of Santorum’s new Anti-Masturbation Initiative, the GOP candidate released topless photos of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman yesterday, sickening men and women across the nation.

“I decided to help Rick out because he’s been my biggest supporter,” Suleman told OMGG.com. “When everyone else told me I was unfit to be a mother, he was so proud of me for not using contraception.”

When PETA announced they’d pay the legal bills for the woman who flour-bombed her sister, longtime supporter Khloe Kardashian denounced the anti-fur group.

“I will no longer be part of the ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ campaign,” the 27-year old told OMGG.com. “Let’s see PETA try to survive without me!”

Within moments of Kardashian’s announcement, the animal rights organization announced membership has increased over 300%.

“I’d always wanted to support PETA, but couldn’t until now,” admitted animal-lover Patrick Wilrod. “Seeing Khloe naked on their posters led me to believe they were some sort of satanist organization.”

Justin Bieber appeared beaten and bloody on the cover of Complex magazine this month, and police suspect his pop star girlfriend, Selena Gomez, is responsible.

“Miss Gomez was outraged that her man outed himself on his new single, ‘Boyfriend’,” said LAPD spokesman Joseph Curtz. “Unfortunately, we cannot arrest her because Mr. Bieber has been uncooperative thus far.”

According to Curtz, victims often refuse to press charges against their significant others when they’re involved in abusive relationships. Bieber says this isn’t one of those cases.

“I got all these bruises on my face from…um…falling down the stairs,” the visibly shaken 18-year old told OMGG.com. “I swear, Selena never puts her hands on me unless I really deserve it.”