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Snoop Dogg Claims He Got High With Tupac Hologram at Coachella

April 17, 2012

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Snoop Dogg Claims He Got High With Tupac Hologram at Coachella

On Sunday, Snoop Dogg smoked a fat blunt with a publicity stunt.

The rapper, who had just finished performing at Coachella with a shockingly realistic hologram of the slain artist, says he went backstage and smoked a joint with the optical illusion.

Snoop told OMGG.com it was great to catch up with a friend he hadn’t seen in 15 years.

“He told me about heaven, and we talked about going out on tour together,” said the hip hop star. “But now that I think about it, I was so high that I might’ve just been talking to a lamp.”

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Photo of Secret Service Soliciting Prostitutes Released

April 16, 2012

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Photo of Secret Service Soliciting Prostitutes Released

Until recently, President Obama had been looking into whether or not 11 members of his Secret Service team met with prostitutes in Colombia.

Today, OMGG.com decided to make his investigation a whole lot easier.

Our exclusive team of South American whoremongers snapped this photo of his security team at a brothel in Cartagena last week.

“Once again, I owe a debt of gratitude to the fine folks at OMGG,” said a grateful President Obama this afternoon. “The fact that they weren’t amongst today’s Pulitzer Prize winners is a disgrace and an embarrassment to this country.”

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After Partying in Colombia, Hillary Clinton Suffers Massive Hangover

April 16, 2012

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After Partying in Colombia, Hillary Clinton Suffers Massive Hangover

Not sure if you’ve heard, but it’s cool to like Hillary Clinton again.

The former First Lady was caught texting on a plane with her sunglasses on back in October, which led to a viral Tumblr site called Texts from Hillary.

This past weekend, the 64-year old proved she was still young at heart by chugging beers at a Colombian nightclub, prompting many to wonder if the hard-partying Secretary of State is out of control.

“People need to stop hatin’ on me,” Clinton told OMGG.com this morning. “I’m too hungover to deal with this bullsh*t today.”

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When Kanye West Met Kim Kardashian’s Butt

April 15, 2012

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Everyone knows Kim Kardashian packs much back.

But Kanye West admitted today he didn’t realize just how much junk was in that trunk until Kim changed into a bikini recently for a relaxing day by the pool.

The rapper told OMGG.com you have to see the ass in person to truly appreciate its size.

“It looks like she’s smuggling a few watermelons in there,” West told us. “The crazy thing is it’s still only about an eighth the size of Khloe’s.”

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Another Bobby Petrino Nude Sexting Photo Surfaces

April 14, 2012

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We knew Bobby Petrino was rude…but nude?

The man who quit mid-season as coach of the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons (leaving without even telling his players), has now been fired from his job at the University of Arkansas for having an affair with 25-year old Jessica Dorrell.

Now it’s been revealed that the married father of four had been sending erotic sext messages to his young mistress, and OMGG.com hackers have uncovered some of the disturbing images.

Despite being shamed publicly, Petrino apparently still has some friends in high places.

“Bobby’s a buddy of mine, people need to cut him some slack,” Arkansas-born Bill Clinton told us. “He did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

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