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Kenny G announced yesterday that he’s leaving his wife of 20 years to marry within his species.

“I can no longer live a lie,” said the 56-year old jazz icon. “I look forward to walking my new love, Coco, down the aisle.”

Kenny G’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Balynda Helene Benson-Gorelick, says she always suspected there was something “different” about Kenny.

“Things often got weird, especially in the bedroom,” Benson-Gorelick told OMGG.com. “Our foreplay usually consisted of me rubbing his belly while feeding him table scraps.”

After having his heart trampled by cheating ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson is finally moving on.

The 26-year old appeared on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart last night to reveal that he’s been enjoying “banging a lot of hot fans.”

Unfortunately, K-Stew isn’t ready to give up on the relationship she had with her hunky Twilight co-star so easily.

“His stale acting and lack of personality will never stop turning me on,” said the actress. “Robert may have a restraining order, but I will always be his Bella!”

Last night’s bizarre Olympic closing ceremony featured a fat guy in a Batman suit, some cars wrapped in newspaper and a flying saxophone player in a kilt.

Yet the evening’s most awkward moment belonged to the Spice Girls, who reunited after more than a decade to perform some of their greatest hits, including Wannabe, Spice Up Your Life and a bunch of other poppy garbage.

In hindsight, Victoria Beckham admits she wishes the group had time to rehearse before embarrassing themselves on the London stage.

“To be honest, it was hard watching Queen and John Lennon get standing ovations,” a distraught Posh Spice told OMGG.com. “Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve been out-performed by a couple of dead guys.”

Miley Cyrus decided to chop her famously long brunette locks over the weekend, opting for a peroxide-blonde bob with a shaved undercut.

“I marched into Supercuts and asked them to make me look like Ellen DeGeneres, only more ‘lesbiany’,” the 19-year old told OMGG.com. “Nailed it!”

Liam Hemsworth says that although he has supported his fiancée through thick and thin, his patience is beginning to wane.

“My friends warned me that Miley would change once she had that ring on her finger,” the actor said. “But in my wildest dreams, I couldn’t have predicted she’d morph into an emo Japanese boy.”

Last week, American gymnast McKayla Maroney was favored to win the gold medal in the women’s vault competition, but fell. She ended up with silver, and looked rather displeased on the medal stand.

OMGG.com learned that this isn’t the first time McKayla Maroney has pouted in public.

When the 16-year old heard about her favorite actress Kristen Stewart’s affair with director Rupert Sanders, she scoffed.

“To be honest, I was never that impressed with Robert Pattinson, either,” said the snooty gymnast. “If a guy isn’t Ryan Gosling hot, why waste your damn time?”