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The original Bachelorette, Trista Sutter, should’ve probably given that final rose to her plastic surgeon.

The mother of two, who defied all odds by getting engaged to a man she met two weeks prior and actually going through with it, recently had her breasts enlarged to help save her career marriage.

“Our lovelife, much like her chest, was a bit deflated,” husband Ryan Sutter admitted to OMGG.com. “Pardon the pun, but things have certainly perked up recently.”

This is not the first time a reality star has undergone plastic surgery. Vienna Girardi, the season 14 winner of The Bachelor, got a much-publicized nose job, and of course, Bruce Jenner famously had his testicles removed during the second season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

After Brad Pitt divorced Jennifer Aniston in 2005, the former Friends star swore she’d never forgive the homewrecker who stole her man.

“That’s water under the bridge now that I’m engaged,” the 43-year old announced yesterday. “In fact, Angie and I have started hanging out again.”

According to sources, the pair of A-list actresses have been spending the week together in New York, dining at hotspot Tertulia, getting a couples massage in Tribeca and shopping arm-in-arm around SoHo.

“It’s been really nice getting to know Jennifer, she’s the sweetest woman I’ve ever met,” Jolie told OMGG.com. “I’m actually going to feel really bad when I steal Justin Theroux from her in a few years.”

In 2010, Sylvester Stallone had the nerve to combine a group of washed-up action stars from the 80s with a $70 million budget and a violent, nonsensical script. The result? A feature film called The Expendables that grossed over $266 million worldwide.

That recipe for success was duplicated for the film’s sequel, starring Chuck Norris and due in theaters this Friday.

The series has been such a cash cow, in fact, that a third film has already been cast. OMGG.com insiders have learned that megastars “entertainers” Corey Feldman, Ricky Schroder and comedian Carrot Top have all signed on.

“Never has a film franchise had such an apt title,” writer/director Stallone told us recently. “We’ll continue to scrape the bottom of the Hollywood barrel until we find actors who are truly ‘expendable’.”

When Kobe Bryant proclaimed that this year’s Olympic basketball squad would beat the fabled 1992 Dream Team, Michael Jordan admits he was shocked at first.

“I thought to myself, ‘We had 11 Hall of Famers on our team, including some of the NBA’s all-time greats’,” His Airness told OMGG.com. “But after watching the likes of Tyson Chandler and James Harden dominate Lithuania by five, I realized Kobe was on to something.”

While the 1992 squad defeated its opponents in Barcelona by an average of 44 points, they never proved they could overcome adversity by churning out gritty, seven-point victories like the 2012 team did in the London gold medal game.

“We had some fine players in Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and Karl Malone,” said Dream Team member Charles Barkley. “But nothing strikes fear into an opponent like hearing he’ll be going head-to-head against the legendary Andre Iguodala.”

This morning, Mitt Romney addressed the concerns over his choice of Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan as his running mate.

“I understand that his controversial budget plan will make him unpopular with voters,” Romney told OMGG.com. “But take a look at him…he’s so f#cking hot!”

The vice presidential hopeful told OMGG.com he was honored to be picked strictly for being handsome.

“McCain didn’t choose Sarah Palin based on her political achievements,” said the 42-year old conservative. “And unlike Bobby Jindal, I can assure the American people that I look a hell of a lot better with my shirt off than Joe Biden.”