Jennifer Aniston traveled to Mexico to introduce her new, self-titled fragrance.
According to the former Friends star, “I wanted to name the scent after me because it is me. It is everything I am, everything I stand for.”
According to those who received samples at the Mexico City press conference. Jennifer Aniston is “a feminine scent, with notes of tears and failure.”
March 14, 2011
Experts say an 8.9 magnitude earthquake caused the Tsunami that ripped through Northern Japan, but Charlie Sheen points the finger elsewhere.
“I blame that troll Les Moonves,” the actor noted on his Twitter page.
OMdoubleG reached out to Sheen’s reps, who told us the actor believes that warlocks are causing chaos around the world as a response to Moonves’ decision to fire him from Two and a Half Men.
The CEO of CBS responded to the allegations via a tweet of his own. According to Moonves: “i <heart> Japan, i have nothing 2 do with this…swear 2 g-d”
March 14, 2011
After learning that Gallagher collapsed on stage during a performance last night, fellow comedian Carrot Top couldn’t believe it.
“Such shocking news. Seriously, I had no idea Gallagher was still alive,” said the red-headed mongoloid.
Other 80’s comics have also come out of the woodwork to show their support. A balding Andrew Dice Clay added, “That’s too frickin’ bad. Should’ve been Dane Cook.”
Gallagher, somehow famous for wearing suspenders and smashing watermelons with an oversized sledgehammer, is said to be recovering nicely.
March 11, 2011
Police were called to Charlie Sheen’s home last night after the actor claimed his bodyguard detained a deranged fan on the property.
OMdoubleG caught up with the accused trespasser and learned that the 26-year old was actually a member of Best Buy’s Geek Squad, called to the home weeks prior to set up Sheen’s Twitter page.
“The police got it all wrong,” claims Joel Lindemuth. “I was simply trying to get away.”
March 10, 2011
Mike Huckabee, who recently called Natalie Portman “a bad role model for America” now has a new target – Colin Firth.
The Fox News host claims the Best Actor winner should be ashamed for his role in The King’s Speech.
“It’s not all the stuttering I have a problem with, although that was distracting,” claims Huckabee. “He played the role of a British monarch, which is downright un-American.”
When informed that Mr. Firth was actually born in England, Huckabee began crying.
March 14, 2011
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