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Blake’s Dating Life Couldn’t Be Lively-er

December 6, 2011

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Blake's Dating Life Couldn't Be Lively-er

Blake Lively is Hollywood’s hottest perpetual bachelorette.

The starlet, who’s already hooked up with A-listers Ryan Gosling and Leonardo DiCaprio this year, was recently spotted making out with People‘s ’2010 Sexiest Man Alive,’ Ryan Reynolds.

Former co-star and dating victim Penn Badgley has openly criticized his ex for being a man-eater, but not everyone in the movie biz has a problem with the 24-year old model/actress playing the field.

“She should be commended for having the courage to be free. I find her treatment of these boy-toys both beautiful and inspiring,” said Lively’s mentor and dating coach, George Clooney.

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Sexclusive: Shaun White Naked Pics Hit Internet

December 6, 2011

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Sexclusive: Shaun White Naked Pics Hit Internet

As TMZ reported yesterday, nude photos of gold medalist Shaun White were being shopped around to media outlets and garnering very little interest.

This morning, a top bid of $35 landed OMGG.com the exclusive photos, which feature the x-rated X-Gamer in nothing but his birthday suit.

One of the pics show the pale, gangly, freckle-faced redhead having sex with an attractive blonde woman, the other shows him snowboarding in the buff.

“I was so drunk, I don’t even remember taking those,” confessed the athlete known as The Flying Tomato. “When I first saw them I thought the Wendy’s girl had done Playboy or something.”

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Denver Broncos Cut Entire Team; Tebow to Play All Positions

December 6, 2011

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Denver Broncos Cut Entire Team; Tebow to Play All Positions

The Broncos truly are Tim Tebow’s team.

Denver’s Executive Vice President of Football Operations, John Elway, announced today that the godly gunslinger will be the only man on the 53-man roster for Sunday’s game against the Chicago Bears.

“Our record without Tim Tebow as a starter is 1-3, but we are 6-1 with him,” explained head coach John Fox. “The rest of the team has proven itself useless.”

OMGG.com caught up with Tebow, who said he has no plans to stop winning.

“I might be playing by myself, but I won’t be alone,” explained the quarterback. “God is the only teammate I’ll ever truly need.”

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BCS Computer Admits it Went to College at Alabama

December 5, 2011

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EXCLUSIVE: BCS Computer Admits it Went to College at Alabama

Despite being one of five teams with a single loss, Alabama edged out Oklahoma State in the final round of BCS voting Sunday and will play top-ranked LSU in the Allstate National Championship Game.

But OMGG.com investigators have learned that Barney, the BCS computer ultimately responsible for deciding which teams get to play in New Orleans on January 9th, is a Crimson Tide alumni.

NCAA President Mark Emmert admitted it was a mistake to leave the championship game up to an out-of-date PC, and announced that next season’s champion will be determined by something fair, like a playoff series.

“I had a feeling the system was rigged all along,” irate Stanford coach David Shaw said upon hearing the news. “I’ve never trusted machines, not even my iPad.”

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Running for President is a Real Cain in the Butt

December 5, 2011

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Running for President is a Real Cain in the Butt

Herman Cain suspended his presidential campaign over the weekend, citing the public outcry over his “cluster of loquacious hoes.”

“The dozens of women who’ve come forward with accusations of affairs are all liars. I’ve never cheated on Brenda,” said Mr. Cain, who later apologized for calling his wife Gloria by the wrong name.

At the emotional rally in Atlanta, the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO said he’s confident the GOP will thrive under the leadership of another qualified candidate.

“I’m pleased to announce that I’m officially endorsing Michele Bachmann,” revealed Cain. “Not only do I approve of her conservative ideals, she also has a stunningly great set of tits.”

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