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The Better Business Bureau’s National Advertising Division has insisted CoverGirl cease their latest ad campaign featuring a retouched Taylor Swift.

Many believe the country singer, a longtime acne sufferer, looks like a Barbie doll in a new series of print and commercial ads for the makeup brand.

Proctor & Gamble spokesperson Katie Faye Phillips insists the 22-year old’s photos haven’t been altered, and is hoping the BBB will reconsider the campaign ban.

“The ads should’ve never been pulled in the first place,” Phillips told OMGG.com. “Anyone who has seen her up close will tell you that Miss Swift legitimately looks like a wax statue.”

Despite news reports proving otherwise, Jon Bon Jovi claimed yesterday via twitter that he’s very much alive.

“Anyone could’ve sent that tweet,” said conspiracy theorist Nathalie Bergougnan. “I’m going to need to see some concrete evidence that we’re not witnessing some sort of Jon Bon Zombie.”

OMGG.com reached out to the singer, but our calls weren’t immediately returned…not a good sign.

“I read online that he’d passed away, then got a call from him like 20 minutes later. Honestly, I don’t know what to believe anymore,” said bandmate and close friend Richie Sambora.

Yahoo! Sports reported last week that NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress knows how to read, and even does so recreationally since being released from prison in June.

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“Amazing!” exclaimed Harvard professor Stephen Kehnel, who invited the New York Jets star to speak to his Principles of Economics class in the spring.

But philosophers and scholars aren’t the only ones who’ve been blown away by Plax’s beautiful mind.

Upon learning that one of his teammates was an actual reader, Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez jumped on twitter to send the following congratulatory note:
Me so hapy 4 u Placksicko. Gud werk!

Despite releasing a top-selling Christmas album last month, Justin Bieber admits he didn’t believe in Santa Claus growing up, leading to the jolly fat man’s demise.

“I was home-schooled, I never heard the stories other kids did,” the Baby singer told OMGG.com. “So last Christmas Eve, when I awoke to find a random old man walking around our living room, I shot him with my grandpa’s shotgun.”

Because Bieber’s father had split before he was born, Justin was forced to take on the role of “man of the house.” The 17-year old believed he was protecting his mother from an intruder the day he put two slugs in St. Nick’s cookie-filled belly.

“Soooo mad at JB 4 killin Santa,” Brodie Somers posted on her Facebook Wall after learning her idol had ruined Christmas for boys and girls around the world. But four minutes later, the 12-year old Belieber reconsidered her stance with a follow-up post. “Nvm, ur so hott I 4give u!”

Heather Mills has a new man in her life…and he’s Italian!

The renowned animal rights activist has been spotted at London hotspot Hix with Tommaso, a 4-year-old stray kitty who recently inherited a $13 million fortune from the wealthy widow of a real estate tycoon.

Mills, who has allegedly blown through the $50 million divorce settlement she received from Paul McCartney, says she dreams of marrying Tommaso one day — despite being allergic to cats.

“Look, the fact that Heather is out gold digging again shouldn’t surprise anyone,” CNN’s Piers Morgan told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I’m more shocked by the fact that her new boyfriend is black.”