Mets Pitcher Wins First Preseason Game By a Nose

Jonathon Niese nose how to make an entrance.

The New York Mets pitcher, fresh from cosmetic rhinoplasty, was dominant in his spring training debut against the Philadelphia Phillies yesterday.

“The surgery has made it easier to see home plate,” Niese explained. “And as an added bonus, I’m definitely getting more attention in the clubhouse shower.”

The lefty told OMGG.com he opted for the nose job on the advice of former teammate Carlos Beltran.

“Thanks to me, he instantly went from a ’6′ to an ’8′,” Beltran said. “Now if only he’d see my Botox guy to do something about those forehead lines.”